Failure By Design

hahaha

2005-08-19T16:38:37Z

type in "french military victories" in google and then instead of doing the normal search hit the i'm feeling lucky button

work is borinnggggg

im a milller fan but these are great

2005-08-05T16:53:37Z

http://www.ksilebo.com/realamerican/

cement vaginas

2005-02-12T22:27:42Z

Everyone else has them...
http://community.webshots.com/user/fstlf

dorm life

2004-10-10T21:49:35Z

yesterday blake and jeff poured baby powder in a fan as we walked out of my room
~
people are smoking a joint in the stairwell
the ra comes back right after they are done and goes, david could you stop smoking pot in the hall?
david says alright paul and walks away
~
tons of people are in the hall being loud
the ra wakes up and comes out in boxers
dave's door is open and he has a couple people inside
the ra goes there's people everywhere being loud i'm writing you up
dave goes, don't write me up; i don't know any of those people.
dave continues to try to reason with him
ra goes now you're yelling at me
two random kids walk by and pulled down the ra's boxers
with boxers still around ankles, ra grabs the kid, puts him in a headlock and pulls him in towards him.
"can i get your student id?"
"no, fuck you"
the kids continued cussing him out and then just left
ra goes to dave, "i'm writing you up for sure now" and then he goes into his room and shuts the door
dave knocks on the door and tries reasoning with him.
he hears the ra inside on phone, "there are belligerent people in my hall and i don't know what to do."

game day

2004-10-03T21:06:11Z

so last night was a night game against asu. i went with people from my floor: casey, dave, joe, kevin, and rich. during sometime in the first half dave disappeared and never came back. we got back to the dorms at like 12. i went to the bathroom and there was a trail of dirt leading in to the toilet, sink, and then shower. i didn't think too much of it, then stopped by kevin's room where we found dave asleep. i was like oh he must have just went home and crashed, then i left to find a rager. this morning dave wakes up and explains last night. it turns out that he got up and i guess dropped his flask and cops saw him. they gave him a mip and threw him out of the stadium. then somehow he ended up in a swamp where he broke his phone, lost his shoes, and lost his hat. eventually he stumbled upon the dorms and took a shower with his clothes on, hence the trail of dirt.

its funny how everything comes together
and the story was funnier when i heard it this morning. after reading it, i realize it probably wont be funny to anyone else.

so dave fuckin stabbed him
yea, he's messed up man, im serious

franinmypants @ 2004-09-07T16:38:00

2004-09-07T23:41:46Z

RxLlama (1:14:15 AM): yooo
FStLF (1:14:24 AM): whats up fonz
RxLlama (1:16:13 AM): just got back
RxLlama (1:16:30 AM): you know
RxLlama (1:16:32 AM): you?
FStLF (1:18:30 AM): about the same
RxLlama (1:18:49 AM): dammit francis you left with the cricket man
RxLlama (1:18:52 AM): oh ok your back
FStLF (1:18:59 AM): what cricket man
FStLF (1:19:08 AM): i wasn't even gone
RxLlama (1:19:11 AM): did you see him
FStLF (1:19:14 AM): oh shit i did
RxLlama (1:19:14 AM): ?
RxLlama (1:19:27 AM): he moves fast so hes probably already over there
FStLF (1:19:41 AM): dude the bumble bee man is there too
RxLlama (1:19:43 AM): i didnt send him straight to your hoeus though
RxLlama (1:19:46 AM): fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
RxLlama (1:19:50 AM): oh shit i cant tell d
FStLF (1:19:56 AM): i cant handle all this
RxLlama (1:20:12 AM): be strong franny
RxLlama (1:20:25 AM): im eating smores cookies
RxLlama (1:20:37 AM): are you eating anything
FStLF (1:20:42 AM): im eating more cookies
FStLF (1:20:48 AM): than smore cookeis
FStLF (1:20:50 AM): could ever be
RxLlama (1:21:21 AM): dude i cant find the pattrn to the sentence
RxLlama (1:21:27 AM): its not making sense
FStLF (1:21:37 AM): hahah
(edit)
RxLlama (1:26:10 AM): wow
RxLlama (1:26:18 AM): thast just not a good idea
RxLlama (1:26:20 AM): fuck
FStLF (1:26:27 AM): dude i like the emphasis on certain things
FStLF (1:26:27 AM): haha
FStLF (1:26:29 AM): whyd u do that
RxLlama (1:26:40 AM): it did it to itself
RxLlama (1:26:48 AM): i couldnt stop it till now
FStLF (1:27:01 AM): dude u like inderlines and whatnots
FStLF (1:27:04 AM): fairy
RxLlama (1:27:32 AM): holy shit francis dont be g ay. i mean if you are i guess id be ok, but dont touch people
FStLF (1:28:00 AM): dude they like it, when they are that young they send reverse messages
RxLlama (1:28:24 AM): oh shit
RxLlama (1:28:26 AM): this is crazy
FStLF (1:28:33 AM): nuts
RxLlama (1:29:09 AM): theres this big black dude named ronnie who never talks, started talking the other night about Bukkake
FStLF (1:29:33 AM): oh snap
FStLF (1:29:35 AM): wahtd he say
RxLlama (1:29:50 AM): he wanted to lay a girl down in the hall anad have us all cum on her face
RxLlama (1:33:46 AM): not again with the cricket man
FStLF (1:34:01 AM): oh dude its the box man
FStLF (1:34:06 AM): he makes urs not blink
RxLlama (1:34:17 AM): fuck i cant get it
FStLF (1:34:21 AM): cuz he hates you
RxLlama (1:34:26 AM): noooooooooo
RxLlama (1:34:27 AM): why
FStLF (1:34:37 AM): i dunno but lets get the cricket man to kill him
FStLF (1:34:55 AM): anyways what were u talkin about before
RxLlama (1:34:58 AM): go cricket man
RxLlama (1:35:02 AM): hes already running
RxLlama (1:35:09 AM): or should i say scurring
RxLlama (1:35:15 AM): whata fast little man he is
FStLF (1:35:59 AM): what were u talkin about before the cricketman came
FStLF (1:36:10 AM): that intruping little bitch
RxLlama (1:36:25 AM): waitr huh
FStLF (1:38:43 AM): before the cricket man inturupted us by stealing me, then proceeding to let loose the box man. yea the same box man that made your box not flash. but, we outsmarted them by getting cricket man to kill box man so your box with return to flashing status
FStLF (1:38:58 AM): but before all of that you were talking about someting else
RxLlama (1:39:38 AM): i dont think i can think that far back
FStLF (1:44:33 AM): then all that typing was for not
RxLlama (1:44:56 AM): fuck
RxLlama (1:45:19 AM): ok this is getting messed up francis
RxLlama (1:45:25 AM): my beds like a foot away
RxLlama (1:45:26 AM): later

franinmypants @ 2004-09-07T15:32:00

2004-09-07T22:35:59Z

for a second last night i thought having an invisible car would be cool

poo

2004-08-29T00:47:31Z

umm
jess and kevin left which sucks cuz i hung out with them a lot

i went to name taken and home grown and took

goin campin tonight

bye

Already here

2004-07-25T20:26:19Z

Summer is going really fast. I am kind of glad because I am excited for college, but at the same time I don't want it to end. I'm going to miss my friends who aren't going to UO.
I started carrying my camera around. I took it camping and got some good pics, but I don't really know how to post them here cuz I never use my lj. So sorry if they don't work or take up your whole friends page.

Blackmore got skillz

So let me take thee with a chainsaw

How to start a fire

a man exists

Moo

The ghost of you

Chris as always

View

We found a bum in the back of a truck

HXC Blackmore

The rest can be found on my snapfish account.

not

2004-05-23T16:46:52Z

best night ever

im glad i went to prom
it was so cool and fun

cops are rad
im glad i didn't get a mip at four in the morning
im glad mips are a $250 citation

Kids are my business

2004-01-21T18:34:38Z

Article cut from Newspacer
(Maybe offensive if you have little kids)

Entering the spotlight of shame once again, Michael Jackson cannot salvage his reputation by spewing out lies in interviews. With the recent raid of his Neverland Ranch in California, Jackson is being charged with seven counts of molesting a boy under 14 and two counts of administering intoxicants to a minor.
This seems to be just one of the many recent controversies involving molestation of a child. There was the huge national controversy surrounding Catholic Priests. Since Priest John Geoghan was convicted of molesting a little boy, there have been other investigations of priests suspected of molesting young males.
Catholic Church Priests aren’t the only ones getting involved. A camp leader was also accused of molesting boys. Glenn R. Jordan was arrested on these charges after seven different boys came forward with similar stories.
Also, there have been incidents of boys getting molested at football camps. Camp leaders and other participants were accused of sodomizing boys with broomsticks and other foreign objects.
There must be some kind of explanation for all these recent incidents. None of them have much in common except that the victims were all younger males. Maybe that is where the problem lies, with our youth.
In today’s society, children strive to be accepted by their peers at earlier ages. Sadly, the main way people judge others is on their appearance. Ten years ago children would have never been seen wearing such revealing clothing, but now that’s the new style.
Furthermore, children are being introduced to sex through the media. It is often portrayed as acceptable. Without strong parental guidance, children form wrong opinions through these portrayals.
Maybe future incidents could be prevented by taking steps to prevent little boys from looking so tempting. Parents should not allow them to dress so inappropriately for their age. Also, if prostitution was made legal in all states, people could satisfy their urges legally and leave the children alone. Hopefully, changes can be made to stop other adults from falling under the little boys’ spells.

ljs are out of control

2004-01-14T00:09:47Z

today...
stuffed a squirrel i ran over walking then cried because my only friend was now squashed and stuffed
bought an umbrella
played in a blender until i found a reason to live.
sold the reason to an emo kid (why does no one love you?)...who then proceeded to pee on me while i gave him the spocker (live long and prosper)

pictures to come once i figure how to...im a nooblet