Failure By Design

Failure By Design

Tickler

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hahaha	[Aug. 19th, 2005\|09:35 am]
type in "french military victories" in google and then instead of doing the normal search hit the i'm feeling lucky button work is borinnggggg
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im a milller fan but these are great	[Aug. 5th, 2005\|09:51 am]
http://www.ksilebo.com/realamerican/
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cement vaginas	[Feb. 12th, 2005\|02:25 pm]
Everyone else has them... http://community.webshots.com/user/fstlf
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dorm life	[Oct. 10th, 2004\|02:32 pm]
yesterday blake and jeff poured baby powder in a fan as we walked out of my room ~ people are smoking a joint in the stairwell the ra comes back right after they are done and goes, david could you stop smoking pot in the hall? david says alright paul and walks away ~ tons of people are in the hall being loud the ra wakes up and comes out in boxers dave's door is open and he has a couple people inside the ra goes there's people everywhere being loud i'm writing you up dave goes, don't write me up; i don't know any of those people. dave continues to try to reason with him ra goes now you're yelling at me two random kids walk by and pulled down the ra's boxers with boxers still around ankles, ra grabs the kid, puts him in a headlock and pulls him in towards him. "can i get your student id?" "no, fuck you" the kids continued cussing him out and then just left ra goes to dave, "i'm writing you up for sure now" and then he goes into his room and shuts the door dave knocks on the door and tries reasoning with him. he hears the ra inside on phone, "there are belligerent people in my hall and i don't know what to do."
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game day	[Oct. 3rd, 2004\|01:52 pm]
so last night was a night game against asu. i went with people from my floor: casey, dave, joe, kevin, and rich. during sometime in the first half dave disappeared and never came back. we got back to the dorms at like 12. i went to the bathroom and there was a trail of dirt leading in to the toilet, sink, and then shower. i didn't think too much of it, then stopped by kevin's room where we found dave asleep. i was like oh he must have just went home and crashed, then i left to find a rager. this morning dave wakes up and explains last night. it turns out that he got up and i guess dropped his flask and cops saw him. they gave him a mip and threw him out of the stadium. then somehow he ended up in a swamp where he broke his phone, lost his shoes, and lost his hat. eventually he stumbled upon the dorms and took a shower with his clothes on, hence the trail of dirt. its funny how everything comes together and the story was funnier when i heard it this morning. after reading it, i realize it probably wont be funny to anyone else. so dave fuckin stabbed him yea, he's messed up man, im serious
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(no subject)	[Sep. 7th, 2004\|03:32 pm]
for a second last night i thought having an invisible car would be cool
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poo

[Aug. 28th, 2004|05:47 pm]

[	mood	\|	ditzy	]
[	music	\|	they perch - saosin live at warped with phil	]

umm
jess and kevin left which sucks cuz i hung out with them a lot

i went to name taken and home grown and took ( pics )

goin campin tonight

bye

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Already here

[Jul. 25th, 2004|01:26 pm]

[	mood	\|	touched	]
[	music	\|	saosin - the perch	]

Summer is going really fast. I am kind of glad because I am excited for college, but at the same time I don't want it to end. I'm going to miss my friends who aren't going to UO.
I started carrying my camera around. I took it camping and got some good pics, but I don't really know how to post them here cuz I never use my lj. So sorry if they don't work or take up your whole friends page.

Blackmore got skillz

So let me take thee with a chainsaw

How to start a fire

a man exists

Moo

The ghost of you

Chris as always

View

We found a bum in the back of a truck

HXC Blackmore

The rest can be found on my snapfish account.

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not	[May. 23rd, 2004\|09:43 am]
best night ever im glad i went to prom it was so cool and fun cops are rad im glad i didn't get a mip at four in the morning im glad mips are a $250 citation
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Kids are my business	[Jan. 21st, 2004\|10:33 am]
Article cut from Newspacer (Maybe offensive if you have little kids) Entering the spotlight of shame once again, Michael Jackson cannot salvage his reputation by spewing out lies in interviews. With the recent raid of his Neverland Ranch in California, Jackson is being charged with seven counts of molesting a boy under 14 and two counts of administering intoxicants to a minor. This seems to be just one of the many recent controversies involving molestation of a child. There was the huge national controversy surrounding Catholic Priests. Since Priest John Geoghan was convicted of molesting a little boy, there have been other investigations of priests suspected of molesting young males. Catholic Church Priests aren’t the only ones getting involved. A camp leader was also accused of molesting boys. Glenn R. Jordan was arrested on these charges after seven different boys came forward with similar stories. Also, there have been incidents of boys getting molested at football camps. Camp leaders and other participants were accused of sodomizing boys with broomsticks and other foreign objects. There must be some kind of explanation for all these recent incidents. None of them have much in common except that the victims were all younger males. Maybe that is where the problem lies, with our youth. In today’s society, children strive to be accepted by their peers at earlier ages. Sadly, the main way people judge others is on their appearance. Ten years ago children would have never been seen wearing such revealing clothing, but now that’s the new style. Furthermore, children are being introduced to sex through the media. It is often portrayed as acceptable. Without strong parental guidance, children form wrong opinions through these portrayals. Maybe future incidents could be prevented by taking steps to prevent little boys from looking so tempting. Parents should not allow them to dress so inappropriately for their age. Also, if prostitution was made legal in all states, people could satisfy their urges legally and leave the children alone. Hopefully, changes can be made to stop other adults from falling under the little boys’ spells.
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ljs are out of control

[Jan. 13th, 2004|03:56 pm]

[	mood	\|	chipper	]
[	music	\|	Boysetsfire - Dying on principle	]

today...
stuffed a squirrel i ran over walking then cried because my only friend was now squashed and stuffed
bought an umbrella
played in a blender until i found a reason to live.
sold the reason to an emo kid (why does no one love you?)...who then proceeded to pee on me while i gave him the spocker (live long and prosper)

pictures to come once i figure how to...im a nooblet

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